Skip to main content

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.
Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.
by Sup98 April 7, 2015
mugGet the salmon eggs mug.

Salesian High School

Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.
Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!

Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?

Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!
by Naseem3 February 14, 2020
mugGet the Salesian High School mug.

Salmaan

The most nicest, cutest, genuine guy you will ever meet. If you ever come across a salmaan in your life do not lose him. Treat him with love, kindness and never take him for granted, because this man will make you his whole world. He will make you smile and feel loved more than you ever have even if he's 6548km away. He may hate the little things he does, like his typos or when he gets awkward but always remind him he's perfect. Because he is. Even if he doesn't see it. The only man you will ever need in your life is a salmaan.

No matter what happens my love for you will last a lifetime and longer, even if you decide its not me.
You see that man over there? That's salmaan, he's perfect.
by Life Is Amazing And Easy😁 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Salmaan mug.

Salish Matter

She is a YouTuber
by Agnes >:) July 2, 2022
mugGet the Salish Matter mug.

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.
"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"
by cre8tv August 5, 2008
mugGet the string salmon mug.

Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!
by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008
mugGet the Vaginal Sales Represenative mug.

Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 11, 2009
mugGet the Evaporating Sales Virus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email