Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.
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That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.
First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.
by Orchadicus November 22, 2021
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Question: How was it with Sheila last night?
Answer: I was so hot that when we finally got at it, It was an "Eric Roberts Fuck", I think I woke up her Momma.
Answer: I was so hot that when we finally got at it, It was an "Eric Roberts Fuck", I think I woke up her Momma.
by holdenn August 15, 2007
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by Rosey18 August 8, 2015
Get the Robert mug.An amazingly talented actress who started her fame in her Nick show, 'Unfabulous.' Who also stars as Madison and Maggie on American Horror Story and Chanel Oberlin on Scream Queens. Also dating Evan Peters, co-star on AHS. Her niece is Julia Roberts, and has famous parents. Also very beautiful, and had much acting talent.
Person 1: Do you know who Emma Roberts is?
Person 2: Obvi! One of the best actresses in the world.
Person 1: True.
Person 2: Obvi! One of the best actresses in the world.
Person 1: True.
by QuinnFabray August 21, 2016
Get the Emma Roberts mug.A confederate general who lost the Civil War. He was a slave owning racist, who, upon the death or Mr. Custis (his wife's father and owner of their inherited land) who had requested his slaves be freed upon his death, ignored those wishes and forced said slaves to work under him for 5 more years.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
Southern Hillbilly: "Robert E. Lee was the greatest general of all time."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
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