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Rachel Carson Middle School

A middle school in nowhere'sville, Virginia with 30% Asians, 30% Indians, 30% White People, 5% Wasians, and 5% Latinos, Black People & Other. With 4 minute passing periods and snobby, preppy white people (Girls wear floral and boys are skaters),wanna be gangsters (but dont get confused, there is no hood in herndon), and know- it all indians and asians. Assigned Seats at Lunch, teachers who stare you down in the hallways, its like almost every other middle school out there. FUBAR.
Person A: Dude, I cant wait to leave Rachel Carson Middle School
Person B: IKR, I'd much rather go to AISJ.
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Rachel Gordon 

Rachel Gordon (born 1976) is an Australian actress.

She is a 1996 graduate of the National Institute of Dramatic Art (NIDA) in Sydney, Australia. Since her graduation, she has combined stage acting with various roles in Australian television, and is best known for her role as Detective Senior Constable Amy Fox in the long running Australian television show Blue Heelers.

In late 2004 she married her partner of 11 years, Scott Johnson (who is also an actor). The two met at NIDA.

Rachel Gordon by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

Rachel Maddow

1.) Political pundit on MSNBC

2.) Irrefutable proof that there is a God, and that God is a lesbian.
Rachel Maddow is the shit!
Rachel Maddow by Expat227 January 6, 2009

Rachel Ray  

Somebody who can take a Giada de Laurentiis dish and cook it in 30 minutes or less!
"That Giada dish...well I did a Rachel Ray on it! I get to enjoy the same flavors with half the time!"
Rachel Ray by IceWarm October 4, 2008

rachel weisz 

the most beautiful, awesomest actress ever! she won an oscar and is pregnant with a baby. she starred in the mummy movies, enemy at the gates, runaway jury, the constant gardener, constantine, and many, many other movies! shes just awesome!
rachel weisz by Ixi May 5, 2006

Rachel Ray(ing) 

The sexual act of when a male partakes in sex from behind, and at one point the female starts to poop Creamed Corn.
That girl in my Biology Class, wowzers I would totally like to do the Rachel Ray(ing) with her.
Rachel Ray(ing) by Brother Rev March 17, 2011

Rachel Caplan 

The most amazing best friend, anyone could ever wish for. Always trustworthy, always a shoulder to cry on... and always just there when you need her the most; not to mention so fucking peng-a-leng I could eat her all up!
Rachel Caplan is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Rachel Caplan by dgrtybty December 11, 2011