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purple heart

The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
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Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
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inner purple

any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."

The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"

Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."
by gouls June 20, 2009
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Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020
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Purple cocaine

The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine
Man I just doing purple cocaine with the boys on Saturdays.
by Purple cocaine user June 14, 2018
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Purple Slushie

A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down
by deaddeadnessness July 7, 2022
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purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.
"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"
by KKK Comander April 17, 2017
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