The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
by BigZak December 31, 2011
An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
by 70RedZebra's March 01, 2022
Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
the oppisite of guys getting Blue Balls. Girls get purple toto pussy and feel the same way the guys do.
Guy and Girl making out, she wants more..he starts going for it..then suddently stops..leaving the girl with "purple toto"
by Suxk My Swaqqerr . July 18, 2009
1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
by DreamingForBlue August 15, 2012
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.
by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006