professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

by Asher February 18, 2007

poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

by Brett Barker July 23, 2003

Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
see scum

Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's

by esworb October 1, 2005

Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010

indian name process

the process of how certain tribes in modern day reservations recive thier name.
the tribe creates a hut in the middle of a forest, in the hut is a hole witch is filled with marijuana, and poppy plants.
then a small fire is set in the hole. the tribe member will sit in the hut and inhale the fumes for hours until he or she halucinates. the image that he or she sees is thier tribe name.

Indian Name Process;

My name is Cheif little Solider.

I am Three Bears.

by spiderfear October 28, 2008

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006

protest warrior

A conservative, libertarian, constutionalist, classic liberal, etc. who freaks out the elitist squares on the left side of the political spectrum to the point of incohrent childish babbling on political internet forums.

Pro- American. Anti-Communism and socialism. Very intelligent and quick.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003