Photopom

A portmanteau When a pomeranian photobombs a picture, either through circumstance or photoshop. Popularized by the instagram account Hell Mutt Photopom.

Babe: when do I get to meet that cute fluffy dog in your Tinder photo?
Bro: I don’t have a dog, that was a photopom

by apophenic June 19, 2018

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

Photobaked

When you always look totally plastered in pictures

The complete opposite of photogenic

Dude, I’m so photobaked. I can’t take a picture without me looking like I’ve been smoking weed all day.

by HiI’mMe September 5, 2018

photoballing

Photobombing, but with your balls.

Sending her a pic of your balls instead of your dick.

Guys, why send dic pics for free? Photoballing leaves her in suspense.

by TheReturnedKing May 12, 2019

Photo Poser

When you are a natural at posing for pictures.

You are great Photo Poser on Instagram.

by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019

Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.

Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!

by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019

photosharped

When a photo, graph or chart is crudely altered with a sharpie to falsely give the impression a deranged politician is not lying

Only the most deluded of trump cultists gave his photosharped hurricane chart any credence

by YanquiBob September 10, 2019