The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
Get the purple heartmug. by BigZak January 2, 2012
Get the Purple Turkeymug. Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020
Get the Purple Penismug. The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine
by Purple cocaine user June 14, 2018
Get the Purple cocainemug. When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.
by KKK Comander April 17, 2017
Get the purple oystermug. You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.
by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006
Get the to bitch purplemug. In competitive reality TV, when a contestant is edited to receive little-to-no screen time despite lasting relatively deep into the game.
The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.
The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.
Wait, you're telling Chelsea had only FOUR confessionals despite getting voted out in 8th place!? That's a purple edit if ever there was one.
by bbbbbbb6 January 2, 2020
Get the purple editmug.