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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024
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flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name
planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024
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Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it
Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener
by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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prized pencil

a pencil that is awesome and you would fight someone for.
that bitch took my prized pencil

make her die
by slayslurpbaddie March 10, 2026
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Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.
Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!
by kats067 March 11, 2026
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