jimaginary number

A portmanteau of "j" and "imaginary" for the imaginary component of a complex number. This means the same thing as Imaginary Number, and typically this number would have an italicized i after it. In electrical engineering, the letter "i" has other and more apparent meanings, so to avoid confusion we pick the next letter, j.

Compare imaginary with jimaginary number
Sheldon would use 1 + 2i.
Howard would use 1 + 2j.

by brokenbrain October 25, 2011

Spleen Number 1,021

The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.

Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.

Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.

Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)

Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?

Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.

by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014

wrong number

Being falsely accused of taking a bad smelling shit in a public restroom.

"So i went into the restroom right after Josh had dropped this rank ass turd, then when i was washing my hands after pissing someone else came in and thought i was the one who stunk the place up. Josh totally wrong numbered me"

by Erich S December 28, 2007

client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

by wisk March 13, 2008

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

your number

the number of sex partners one has had.

Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?

by tl_terry June 18, 2008

Love Potion Number Nine

Can only be found in good music.

"Bottoms up, sunshine; Love Potion Number Nine!" -Camp Lo

"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers

by Malikii March 12, 2011