Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).
Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)
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if you need it you need it. natty ice, food, chicks, ava, jimmy eat world...you know....you just NEED IT.
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Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.
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Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?
Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?
Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.
Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?
Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.
by Vojie October 10, 2012
Get the needle in a gay stack mug.Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.
In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.
Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.
In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.
Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.
(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"
*referring to sexual intercourse
Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"
Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"
*referring to sexual intercourse
Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"
Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"
by Mr. Wadonkulous December 4, 2009
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