nooit

South African slang. Used as a complete sentance to describe shock, amazement or disbelief. Originating from the Afrikaans language meaning never

Person 1: "Did you hear that Shiela is pregnant?"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 1: "She says that you are the father"
Person 2: "Nooit!"

by Kevin Nortje May 13, 2005

noong

A word to call someone that has agitated you.

DAVE:why not? why not? why not? BOB:SHUT UP U FRICKIN NOONG

by bbYsinX May 20, 2007

ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

spoo noodle

Stringy cum pulled out by the tip of your dick after anal sex.

I shot my load then pulled a big spoo noodle out of her ass.

by smegma roach September 11, 2005

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

noonie

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?

Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.

by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018

wookie nookie

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.

The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.

by mike b January 29, 2004