Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick

"You're being a muffin stain"

by Mr Isso September 16, 2013

Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.

"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"

by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012

sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.

After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.

by Manilla Spent August 14, 2011

Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.

Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.

by KY-5000 November 5, 2011

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022