muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011

Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-

That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?

by penguinpie December 15, 2008

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff

Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!

by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011

Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.

Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.

by KY-5000 November 5, 2011

cheeky muffin

When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.

¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨

by EmoPunkRocker June 22, 2016