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catalina wine mixer

When something is very unexpected and awesome
So I pulled this girls panties down and she had two vaginas!! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
by Dude with two dicks September 28, 2008
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mixed tape

A compilation of songs (traditionally on a cassette tape, though CDs are acceptable) that one makes for oneself or another, normally a boy or girl they like. Fine examples of mixed tapes have liner notes and a snappy title. Some fools say: mix tape or mixtape but this is clearly wrong as you have mixed a tape for your or another's enjoyment.
"Here Nate, I made you this mixed tape over Christmas break."
"Oh you mean you made me a mix tape?"
"Never mind, I don't like you anymore."
by Holly Young May 8, 2008
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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cake mixing

Look at Angele cake mixing with John
by cakemixer January 10, 2008
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mixx

1. Can be a verb, as in "to mixx." Like, TALKING TALKING with someone, as in about to date. Also, this verb can pretty much replace any other verb you'd like, as long as it's not stupid.

2. Referring to a member of the opposite sex that you have relations with , usually sexual. Most commonly used by a boy referring to a girl.
1. "Dude, you got a cigarette? I'm about to mixx."

2. "I'm gonna go over to tha lil mixx's house for a quick mixx, mixx out."
by mixxxxxers January 14, 2008
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Mixing Cold Cuts

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.
by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008
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mixx

Me and my dawgs about to mixx at this party.
by Eckley August 28, 2007
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