misanthrope

Misanthrope or misanthropist.

A person who has a general dislike or distrust for the human race. Although they dislike the majority of the human race they can function considerably well in sexual and friendly relationships. They are often humored and disgusted by the human species. They are not often harsh or bitter people.

Misanthropes need people; without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.

by Perfectly Pierced April 15, 2008

Hey Mister

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?

by **R** November 16, 2005

Missouri

Anybody want some Meth, Heroin, or Tornadoes? Well, Missouri has all 3!

Guy 1: I want some heroin!
Guy 2: Well, move to Missouri and get some!

by MethHeroinCrackCocain June 9, 2019

missi

Nickname for lionel messi because he can't score a penalty

Missi just missed his 10 penalty in a row.What a bad player

by pjetro April 4, 2015

misspelt

The correct past participle of "to misspell".

"Feck, that's misspelt."

by KHD August 28, 2003

misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.

Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.

by unsaneroot March 25, 2008

Misunderstanding

If you don't know where you stand with somebody, I'd say your moral compass isn't the only one that needs repairs.

Alan- I don't know where I stand with you boss.
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2017