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mike jones 

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper
"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then
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mike jones 

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.
Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.
mike jones by Kristin April 23, 2005

mike bowen 

A fuckin legend. Pasco county royalty. A bad ass motherfucker.
mike bowen by mindyobiz March 7, 2015

Mike pencing 

When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.
Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.
Mike pencing by GET_SICK October 5, 2016

Mike Pence 

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.
Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!
Mike Pence by Fluthy April 29, 2020

mike tyson

Just another example of what could happen if you never pick up a book
Mike Tyson: Call 1-800 Cceee Aye Ell El Aye Titi.
mike tyson by christopher ess September 16, 2006