mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Neglected brain-matter

Its when parts of your brain go mush and stuff. It is abbreviated as NBM

Guy with NBM: "You smell like turkey. I'm a Train."
Other Guy: "Woah man, you got a serious case of Neglected brain-matter!"

by n00bs4sale September 5, 2016

matterhorn

The act of sitting between the legs of someone behind you. As if on the Disneyland ride of the same name.

The group of baseball players needed to matterhorn to fit everyone on the broken bench.

by Cory Madsen June 22, 2008

matter

matter means any "adult" or "XXX" materials

Uma did u bring the matter that u downloaded yesterday from santosh pc?

by anuragisspeltanurag September 6, 2007

mattress talk

Just like pillow talk except when you kick the pillows off in the throws of passion and there arent any pillows to lay your head. So, pillow talk therefore becomes mattress talk.

Girl: talking about her issues

Guy: moving in for round 2, 3, and 4 while announcing it, hence the "mattress talk"

by LynnPearl December 9, 2008

all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.

Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!

by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020

West Virginia Mattress

a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex

Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?

by J-Kwan June 11, 2006