Ligma male

A highly-independent, self-reliant who chooses to forego the social hierarchy of favor of licking balls to steal power from others

Person 1: "I became a tier 3 ligma male yesterday"
Beta Kuck: "what?"
Chad: "ligma balls"
*beta kuck dies*
*person 1 just came*

by @real_ligma_male February 28, 2022

pseudo alpha male

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.

Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Psi Male

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life like a cup of tea and is not afraid to be a polite individual. Instead of prioritizing creating a business, they wish to end others. Contrary to the name, a psi doesn’t need to be a male.

I just went to go help out the local florist

That’s a psi male move

by That_Rat May 20, 2022

omega male

The polar opposite of the Alpha Male. Omega Males can have friends and close acquaintances but prefer to accomplish things on their own without the help of a group. Omega Males generally don't belong to any cliques and have no desire to be the leader or most outstanding of said clique. Omega Males have relations with people from all groups and carry a resourcefulness and cunning (sometimes strength) to get a job done with their own skill. This being said, an omega male can have great pride without it manifesting as "ego." (There are always exceptions.

An Alpha Male MUST absolutely be perceived by his peers as the toughest, most popular, and smartest. An Omega Male cares little for this recognition...but knows that he is all those things and more.

Alpha males must have the support of his "boys." This can be the foundation for many shallow and superficial relationships. An Omega Male needs support from time to time, but has few true friends who know him intimately and generally shuns shallow acquaintences.

Two sides of the same coin....both being very effective in accomplishing goals.

In Animals:

Two Rams are butting heads while the female watches. The winner who mates is the stongest and therefore the Alpha Male.

Wait...A third ram runs out of the woods and mates with the female while the two males are fighting. THAT is the omega male.

In Humans:

Alpha Male: John Stewart
Omega Male: Steven Colbert

Alpha Male: Team Sport Captain
Omega Male: Dedicated student/master of martial arts.

by BaldBull December 31, 2008

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

by qk7x October 7, 2023

smegma male

A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”

by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021

Emra male

Emra male is the highest, most complete form of the sigma male, while still having modern human decency. He is situated on the top of the male social pyramid.

Rare, Definately an Emra male in Disguise

by EmreDrogman February 16, 2022