the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

mutawallied

Sexual deviation/fetish.

Woman spreads ass cheeks while winking her chocolate starfish in his face, as her partner forces her to watch Iraqi beheading videos.

Named after Mohammed Mutawalli, an alleged Egyptian spy beheaded on video by in August, 2004

My girlfriend and I Mutawallied last night!

by Googles October 30, 2004

muta

just one of the hundreds of terms for marijuana, pot.

he was getting high on muta all the time.
muta is a term for pot, i'm not making this up.

by Lo July 7, 2005

mutual friend

"mutual friend" is a pseudonym for the internet, or an internet dating site, when used to cover "how do you know...?" "oh, we met through a mutual friend"

"how do you know so and so?" "Oh, we met through a mutual friend" (translation: we met through an internet dating site looking for freaky people who like this and that...)

by duffmanco April 19, 2009

Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008