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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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nose muff

Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female
"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "
by K o F September 29, 2019
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 13, 2015
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Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017
mugGet the Seedy muffmug.

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina
Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble
by Snakepig January 16, 2020
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Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010
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muff dagger

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
mugGet the muff daggermug.

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