monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

by kujan December 27, 2007

mintness

A positive notifier. If you like something or approve of it in some way, it's 'mintness'.

- "Yo, those wheels are so mintness"
- "I just passed gym and am allowed to graduate, that's way mintness"
- "He's totally mintness and he even washes his hair then and again"
- "I do say sir, these hors d'oeuvres are simply mintness"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

nigger mints

nigger mints is used to describe a menthol cigarette.

George smokes nigger mints

by Doc to the P September 16, 2008

mintense

Intensity equal to or greater then "The Minhas."

Bro, those new double decker tacos from Taco Bell are mintense!

by thedode May 20, 2008

minting

Something that is considered to be very good.

Used by too many fools in West London.

You should see his new ride, it's minting man.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003