Matt Staib

A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.

Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)

by Definitely NOT Matt Staib October 4, 2008

Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson April 10, 2011

Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt Smith

Matt Smith: to describe someone with a weird or uncommon face structure

David Tennant: Dude have you seen our replacement?
Christopher Eccleston: Yeah, he's a total Matt Smith.
David: Ya know, Allons-y
Christopher: Fantastic

Matt: D:

by hoovian June 9, 2014

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is cool, funny, and forgetful. He is married to a woman named Billie Piper. This is totally real. No joke. Fight me.

Man that guy must be a Matt Smith!

by UrMomIsMyDad June 15, 2016

Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

by Naswipp November 30, 2017

matt rose

The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!

Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet.

Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose

by swagprince500 May 24, 2009