buzzer licker

~ A lesbian.
~ a woman who likes to perform oral sex on another female. A woman who likes to suck and lick clits (or the clitoris). A lesbian.

Dude, that chic at the bar was never going to fuck you man, she was definitely a buzzer licker.

by UfaPapa007 August 30, 2014

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

Dog Licker

A person that says "it's alright, it won't hurt you" as they allow their disobedient, unleashed sabre-tooth dog to run up to you

"You dog licker, get your mutt away from my child"

by Blackslug November 19, 2020

Lint Licker

An insult that means, old fish

"You're a lint licker"

by Poopy Poopoo July 31, 2020

Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016

sidewalk licker

A person/pigmey mammal that slurps liquid substances off of sidewalks and roads, occasionally they may lick subway turnstiles

Jeff was a gross Sidewalk Licker before he went to rehab

by AShrekle February 8, 2018