lampoose

When a man openly states "i have to take a shit" and the walks into the nearest grocery store and bends over the urinal and takes a shit and then the man kicks the flush bar watches his lampoose and says victory. then goes to the nearest extraordinaraly small midget and says "small guy check this lampoose out" make hand gestures to the urinal.

Man: that was a glorious lampoose.
Extraordinaraly small midget: that was a boss lampoose brah.

by creig lampoose Cackia June 2, 2009

lampright

A person that is a jerk. the origin of lampright is unknown. but the horrible actions are never forgotten.

Sam: Did you see that asshole at school? He was being a total Lampright.

by Koon Slayer April 28, 2009

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011

Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 26, 2011

Lampassen

Red stripes on Nazi Bastard General Stff trousers to indicate the wearer is an ass fucker and fudge packer of the first degree.

Herr General, mein hosen are down around mein ankles. Drop your hosed MIT dem Lampassen und jam der Weiner I'm der arschloch!

by FlesticleBoy December 28, 2011

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 August 22, 2012

lampredine

relating to a lamprey; having the habit of a lamprey, ie devouring other fish (from the fact that a lamprey would devour other fish.).

A lampredine fish was put into the aquarium and it devoured all the other fish in the aquarium.

by uttam maharjan September 24, 2012