litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

by Bradd A. Jones March 12, 2009

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011

clitty litter

vaginal paste found in the liner of womens' undergarments (and sometimes pants if produced in mass amounts) aquired at points of climatic pleasure or just from nasty hoes that do not correctly clean their monkeys or garments.

Is that clitty litter or are you just happy to see me?

by quimmy boy November 4, 2002

emily leiter

anorexic girl who used to be super fat now all she does is starve but it doesn't look good

emily leiter anorexia doesn't look good on you

by pleasegethelpemily July 22, 2009

letterman

A person who constantly flames/cheap shots other people to stroke his ego. Whereas a cheap shot is a Leno, a person who cheap shots others is a Letterman.

God, what a Letterman. That moderator keeps insulting people and locking topics for no reason.

by OLOL March 27, 2007

lette

A useless and tainted pile of skin wrapped around an equally useless and tainted clown-painted vagina.

that lette got raped during the opening hours of the juggalo holocaust. thank god.

by HutchinsonUberAlles July 8, 2010