Shitting a kitten

Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.

Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.

by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012

Katterpillasizzle

Kinda hard to explain, actually, I think it means coolest person in the world, ya no?

Yo, Katterpillasizzle, wassup my Nizzle?

by Papa R!0 June 25, 2005

kitness

a fat lazy vain cow who is REAllY UGLY

but happens to be louness's BM4L!
and tbh he is rather nice!

kitness is lazy vein fat ugly boy who is a BM4L of louness

by louuuise February 2, 2009

Kited

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.

Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"

by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019

Ground Kite

A small dog (chihuahua or similar) being walked by an owner who considers it to be a fashion accessory rather than a pet.

Paris Hilton often accessorizes with her ground kite, Tinkerbell.

by Jon90210 August 16, 2007

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016