Jock Martin

Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt.
Jock Martin ziet overal ogenook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.
by Jock M. August 05, 2009
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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 08, 2025
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Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package
When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks
by Titanic88 May 24, 2017
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jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.
"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack
by oml.zebra April 12, 2016
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jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
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fire jocks

Fire Jocks refers to a true ginger minge, red on top and bottom!!
" Hey old mate, that chick would have fire jocks for shaw"
by Adso February 09, 2007
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Jock Daniels

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.
by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016
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