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guilty jerk 

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
guilty jerk by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
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Hand Jerk And Flick 

The act of Moving your hand in a linear motion back and forth as if you were masturbating, then flicking your hand as if you were cumming/sperming/jizzing onto someone
used as an insult, anyone who doesnt obey your authority

you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick

international circle-jerk 

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

knee-jerk 

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.
An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.
knee-jerk by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

circle jerk chicken 

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

knee-jerk 

automatic, quick and without thought
Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.
knee-jerk by Light joker January 17, 2007