MacGyver Jeans

Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.

Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.

by AmeDame March 7, 2019

hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021

Sarah Jean Vanhorn

A really pretty girl who is super fucking sexy. Boys always try to go after her but they can't. She is very well minded and is very strong. She doesn't let people control her and will kick somebody out of her life if they try to mess with her. She is very smart and is very athletic. If you ever get one of these creatures, keep them in your life because they will give you the world. They are very special, don't fuck up.

Person 1: Is the Sarah Jean Vanhorn?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: damn, I wish I had one, she is so sexy!

by ice cream gobbler November 23, 2022

Elliot Jean Russell

She’s the one who owns a special space within my heart. She’s the best of both worlds. She’s the kind of woman who’s fully mine at two in the morning, and kisses a part of me that is hurt to make it more hurt in such a heavenly way. A girl that is more beautiful than the stars in the sky and the never-ending ocean on the horizon.

Oh, Elliot Jean Russell? She’s my best person.

by Calysta Regan July 21, 2023

year of the jean

Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean

"Pst, hey Jean!"
"What?"
"Did you hear?"
"Huh?"
"It's the year of the jean"

by person1001 January 2, 2014

Logan St Jean

A horrible person who goes under the streamer name ElogangsterE he likes little kids fucking his cat trixie likes getting pegged he is confirmed trans furry gay

I love watching ElogangsterE on youtube i heard his real name is Logan St Jean LMAOOOO

by hashtagnotforsale April 26, 2022

Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’

Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’

by dmkk August 14, 2022