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jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle
jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line
by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020
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Jason Deane Cross

Jason Deane Cross is a legend with a massive penis who attracts so much pussy he is drowning in the juice. He is a super straight man who only likes sexy females.
He is such a Jason Deane Cross
by Hammerheadcross March 23, 2021
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jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"
Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.
by scarygary3 March 4, 2009
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Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..
so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..
by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010
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Jason Wm.

The term defines a clean cut cracker from the south whom always rides with his city. He represents the Braves, Falcons, Hawks and University of Georgia. No matter the odds against them, he'll be rooting for his home team no matter what. The place he lives on the south-side of Atlanta usually is most likely unincorporated so he's always under the radar. Women love him but he's married and faithful to his high school girlfriend without exception.
If you drive through some parts of unincorporated Henry County, GA too fast Jason Wm. will shoot at your car with a bow and arrow because down there they don't mess around.
by thepalsy October 21, 2011
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Jason

Jason is an extremely kind person who often cares to much. He tends to go for the wrong girl at first, but ends up with the right girl-usually the closest girl friend at the time. He also loves life and just people in general. He's extremely gorgeous and can fix anything he puts his mind too.

Important people in his life tend to be-

Boys: Adams, Daryls, Hunters and Richards
Girls: Lexies, Kelseys, Jasmines and Lillys
Girl 1: OMG look it's Jason
Girl 2: Get me his number!!
by YassssssSlay October 10, 2016
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Jason Lipscomb

Jason Lipscomb, the name of a guy who has tons of friends, great facial features, great hair , a good sense of style, a loving and caring heart , a good sense of humor , great jokes ,a strong and quick body , a great kisser , a man of his word , someone who can keep any secret ,and can make any girl feel like a princess.
I like Jason Versinco with his cool kid style ,but I love Jason Lipscomb's great personality and looks even more.
by Deathfall30 December 7, 2016
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