Jake

the most innocent kid and has never watched a x video but still has a dirty mind

me-"jake have you watched the hub recently"
Jake-"no. what is the hub?"

by teamskullkia July 22, 2019

Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”

‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation

by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019

Jake

Jake is such a fitty and usually has brown hair, all the girls love Jake. Jake also has a very big willy.

Omg It’s Jake he must have at least 3 ft

by JakePow43 October 18, 2019

Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much

guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout

by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019

Jake paul

Jake Paul is a fucking bitch

Jake paul~A person who can’t get hired back to Disney channel who makes trash content

by i fd Jake Paul’s sister November 27, 2019

Jake From State Farm

An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."

Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!

by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019

Jake Paul

Cancer

Jake Paul equals Cancer

by whvdqcjdf December 10, 2019