issdbidc

Short for "Its a Sad Story Dude But I Don't Care".

issidbidc if your monkey swam into an electric fence. Its just a damn monkey.

by Julius Peppers February 5, 2005

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Issy Atch

After taking a dump and not wiping well, you'll experience an itchy ass...therefore...you'll have an "issy atch"!

I didn't wipe my ass very well, now I have an issy atch!

by GladysBThunker September 14, 2011

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

Isselle

When I stupid teenager tries the Tik Tok trend of taking off her 1st and last letter of her name, not knowing that there is a bitch looking at her through her window.

Grisselle is from the **Ramirez** family and is stupid enough to try this trend.

by Ally Ramirez June 4, 2020

baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

by Ciupapitto July 24, 2021

issues

Someone for whom a large number of things in their life are laters.

"Not now love, I've got issues"

by Theo_Wyvern November 25, 2003