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Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
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insert-pussy-ton

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
by DarthLOL February 11, 2009
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black by injection

Non black person who is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person.
Since I am dating Jerome, I am black by injection.
by Dena Sablotny October 13, 2004
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The *insert word/words hear* times

Used to refer to a past memory.

The phrase can be used with almost any word/words in the English language, and hundreds of words from various other languages.
The *insert word/words hear* times

Mary "Hey do you remember if you left your shoes on the boat yesterday arvo?"

Patrick - "You mean back in The 'boat' times?
by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010
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Hot Beef Injection Fairy

A fairy who comes to the bedrooms of women aged 18-40 who put their panties underneath their pillows. The fairy will deliver a hot beef injection and take the panties with him to Injection Fairyland.
Sarah got visited by the Hot Beef Injection fairy last night and had to give up her favorite panties.
by The Injection Fairy February 12, 2010
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black by injection

A girl or in some cases a guy that is not black but has sex with black men and is there for is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person. Depending on the black male(s) involved it could be one time with one black male or 20 plus times with a interracial gangbang.

Also after this happens the person could be consided to be black owned.
I am black by injection because i only have sex with black men and i have been gangbanged many times and black bred 3 times.
by tiff6969 March 11, 2010
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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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