Halo Hick

Some fucktard who plays Halo, who presumably bought an Xbox just for the game, and appearently isn't good with financial decisions.

Some Halo Hick: I don buy me an Xbox, now I have nutin to eat but it itself.

by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005

hick

wow, glitter, is you be a hick, cuz you didn't attend college did ya, otherwise you would known how t' spell it...DURRR!!!

BURN!!!

Glitterfaerie(whatever) is a hick also, because they can't spell worth a shit in their definition. Seriously...they don't got none them pick-tchur clectchuns called collage...damn, i wish i had me one of them thar things!!!

by UP URS! March 30, 2005

mass hickey

A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.

by BTedstrom May 20, 2007

quantavius hicklebottom

A very smart and hottie man, basketball star, beauty

man, quantavius hicklebottom is such a great amazing guy

by CH@d April 5, 2022

hickey

A disgusting purple mark left after some teenager sucked really hard on his girlfriend or vice-versa. This practice has (unfortunately) become very popular among today's teenagers. Unusually they also consider the topic a taboo, kind of like sex. However, unlike sex(a natural act) this practice is extremely disgusting. I dont see the purpose of it.

I'd rather have a leech suck me than a teeny bopper kid leave a hickey on my neck(or any other part of my body for that matter).

by diana in the mist June 1, 2006

hick

You know you’re a hick if you have been burning the frosting on your pop-tarts for 15 years and never realized you just needed to turn that little dial from 4 to 3. Instead you started buying pop-tarts with no frosting.

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by The International Man October 21, 2010

Zombie hick

A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in

Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick

by Tdawg the dawg May 23, 2010