The Golden Handshake

When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her

Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake

by Strokeahole February 7, 2019

Dutch handshake

When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.

Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.

by Bitterballo June 28, 2014

Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

West Texas Handshake

A sexual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. This act is very popular in Western Texas.

Smokey: Wanna do some oxys and fuck?
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.

by Giddy-Up Tony September 29, 2010

Banana Handshake

Masturbating

Kenny's wife walked in on him doing the banana handshake.

by hunred_dollar_Bill February 6, 2010

Dutch Handshake

The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.

"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.

by Heady71 January 31, 2008