Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 23, 2008

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Hander

Someone who is always grabbing down there. These people are usually guys who just want to hide away and masturbate to gay porn.

Hey did you even see that guy at the party
No but he seemed like a hander

by Likeitdownthere May 18, 2014

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No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

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handle bars

good blunt rolling technique

fool i got handle bars

by eastbay cutthroat commitee March 27, 2005

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It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!

by shawnpg_fo_shizzo October 17, 2008

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