Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011

Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

hamloaf

Act of giving a shit but not at the same time

Dude I have tickets to nickel back want to with me

Dude 2 hamloaf bro

by Mierda te chupe mi polla perra December 1, 2016

Hameous corpious

When a person/thing shows personality of a soldier as either Spartan gladiator, or legion and refuses to give up at any cost.(ha me us cor pious).

Guy 1: bro James what's up with your brother, guy 2: oh he seems to be showing a personality of a certain soldier , I guess he's become a Hameous corpious

by DatRogue411 March 8, 2017

Hamm Norden

'Hamm Norden' is a district in the northern part of Hamm, Germany.
Making this place a important or even "spiritual" part of youth culture, people from Hamm Norden started feeling patriotic and emotional towards the district.
As a result, being a part of this community positions you higher in society.
The number/symbol that is recognized with Hamm Norden is '65' or '065'.

Enemies: Bockum-Hövel ('75')

Heessen ('73')

Woah, this guy is so edgy and cool you could even say he came straight from Hamm Norden.

by HammNorden65 May 22, 2017

hammaj

An amazing little child who is super childish at times but is still a good "big sister" she sometimes gives people names but its okay cause they aren't super insulting... She is crazy smart and humble.

Hammaj your such a great sister

by Chunky_Boi_C July 27, 2017