HOW BOUT NOOOO

This is the meanest way possible to say someone is absolutely wrong.

Gian-Carlo Rossi asked me to get him some food cause he is slow and I said HOW BOUT NOOOOO!!!

by Pook and Tehd January 2, 2006

How goes it

It could be an expression from modern French. The expression "comment ça va?" (literally "how it goes?"). This is an informal expression meaning "How are you?".

Hey John, how goes it?

by NYSTEX May 1, 2010

How is Everything Check

The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.

Person1:"We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor."

Person2:"I'll ask the waiter to get a new one on his how is everything check."

by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010

How you doin?!?

A popular phrase coined by radio DJ and tv personality, Wendy Williams. How You Doin?! is not only a greeting of the show, but when something or someone is very gay.

Jordan *Very feminine and flamboyant*: Hey miss honey, what's goin on sweetness?!

Kalisha: How you doin?!?!

by Tyrell Jenkins October 15, 2006

How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012

How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

by Kilgoretrout321 March 23, 2017

How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021