Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.

"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."

by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014

Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021