Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.

A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.

by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010

Snow Goose

To rectally intake cocaine through a straw or other tubed apparatus. This is usually required after heavy cocaine use that results in the erosion of the nasal passage, forcing the addict to intake the drug through other orifices. To "snow goose" cocaine requires that there be a second party or accomplice. That is, some one must do the snow goosing...or the blowing of cocaine up the other person's rectum.

After prolonged use of cocaine and a deeply damaged nasal cavity, Stevie Nicks was forced to snow goose her cocaine before shows. The poor roadie, Jimmy, was tasked with doing the snow goosing.

by ElGiorgie June 17, 2012

lo goose

A Polo Ralph Lauren goose down jacket.

"A young youth, yo rockin' a gold tooth, 'lo goose/Only way I'll begin to G off is drug loot"

by VGambit June 15, 2007

shit through a goose

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.

His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.

The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007

triple goose

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..

'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski

by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013