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timothy goose 

Timothy Robert Goose is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose
Timothy Robert Goose (aka goose, timothy goose, tim goose, tim.) is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose

"Goose was an abusive father who was an alcoholic!1!1"

"Actually, he was a loving father of three and a husband who was brutally murdered by that ignorant skydiving man."

"Nobody likes Goose."

"nobody likes you."

#JusticeForGoose
timothy goose by #justiceforgoose January 12, 2018
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Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop
mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.
Cooking The Goose by The_Troop January 26, 2011
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Pat the Goose 

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.
Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good
Pat the Goose by Arish A July 4, 2011

Grey Goose 

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots
I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.
Grey Goose by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Bed Goose 

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.
A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.
Bed Goose by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010

Snow Goose 

To rectally intake cocaine through a straw or other tubed apparatus. This is usually required after heavy cocaine use that results in the erosion of the nasal passage, forcing the addict to intake the drug through other orifices. To "snow goose" cocaine requires that there be a second party or accomplice. That is, some one must do the snow goosing...or the blowing of cocaine up the other person's rectum.
After prolonged use of cocaine and a deeply damaged nasal cavity, Stevie Nicks was forced to snow goose her cocaine before shows. The poor roadie, Jimmy, was tasked with doing the snow goosing.
Snow Goose by ElGiorgie June 17, 2012

lo goose 

A Polo Ralph Lauren goose down jacket.
"A young youth, yo rockin' a gold tooth, 'lo goose/Only way I'll begin to G off is drug loot"
lo goose by VGambit June 15, 2007