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geocide

Geocide originated in Japan with most other means of suicide. It is now practiced world wide as an alternate to life.
Basically consists of slitting your wrists or neck with a sharpened thin section of any type of rock. This is generally used by Geologists who hate Geology so much they end it with the thing they love to hate; thin sections.
Judy bought her husband Jimmy a new microscope for their anniversary but too soon too late he had already comitted geocide with a Paleozoic metamorphic shist thin section.
by HerpaDerp June 17, 2012
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gooch

1) The area between a male's scrotum and anus.
2) The nickname of Colm Cooper, a prominent member of the Kerry senior Gaelic Football squad.
2) "And here's Gooch with the ball....he shoots and it in the back of the net! Gooch scores with only seconds remaining!"
by John Ayuer May 10, 2006
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gooch

The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.
A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.

A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.
by goochrider March 11, 2010
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goocho

by IcEd February 13, 2004
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Goobie

Goobies is a word made by the youtuber InstaAfterEffects that is null & void. This type of word can be used in just about anything. For example, “Why are you such a Goobie” or “I eat Goobies for breakfast” and this in return makes the word sound just a lil' bit funnier and makes you sound like an idiot. But a nice and handsome looking idiot.
Your mom has goobies on her brain.

Boy, you look like a goobie.
by InstaAfterEffects May 31, 2019
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dead gooch

a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.
im going to dead gooch you with my foot.
by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006
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Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009
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