Definitions by IcEd

conker 

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

conker by iCeD November 30, 2004

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

goocho 

dick fucking cock sucker

A guy sucking dick

goocho by IcEd February 13, 2004

Santa Maria 

An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.

Nice otherwise, though.

Santa Maria by iCeD September 29, 2003

Bjarni

A sufferer of Autism, and a speaker of extremely poor English. Is often teased for his lack of an ability to understand and speak English properly. Also happens to be extremely hilarious.

Do you come from Japan, China or something country in Africa! You looks brown!

Bjarni by iCeD September 24, 2003

Tublear 

Somone of complete and utter idiocy, unable to spell even "basterd" correctly, who calls everyone "drunks". Spends a lot of time flaming the ops in #jj2 "irq", as he calls it.

<JJTublear> WAL MART IS THE GAYEST INTERNET EVER

Tublear by iCeD September 7, 2003