german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear

"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"

by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007

German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

Germ-X

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

by Olga R. January 5, 2009

german

a person thats really attractive and confident, funny and outgoing....usually a man residing in the area of hanford.

1:superman is german

2:he looks so hot and is so funny he must be german

by afrodesiac123 July 18, 2011

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by RoboRoofer April 4, 2009

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Germ-rat

An individual of mixed race, who is half German and half Croatian.

"Did you know my half German, half Croatian friend Pete is whats known as a Germ-Rat

by Bsequencer April 12, 2009