gaem

how dumb the people spell the word "game"

guy1: wanna play gaem
guy2: ur dumb

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

Funny Games

1. 1997 Austrian horror film directed by Michael Haneke. Recently remade and released in America by the same director in 2008.

2. A series of sadistic games, often inducing a mind fuck, where the persons participating almost always lose, resulting in death.

3. To intensionally inflict mental distress on another person. Normally the motive of which is never openly discussed.

1. Peter: Wow, I saw 'Funny Games' last night. What a weird movie, I wish the ending was more conclusive, and I wasn't to impressed by the acting, either.
Paul: That's because you saw the American release, tubby.

2. Sarah: Did you hear about that new murder case? The bodies were in terrible shape!
Alice: Sounds like funny games were played, to me.

3. Mike: That's it, time to play some funny games with the neighbors.
Jeff: What? Did their dog crap on your lawn again?
Mike: No, it's not that... Let's get some eggs.

by Heather Mason March 25, 2008

reindeer games

passive agressive communications directed from one employee to another at work, intended to embarass or pass blame in front of management; scapegoating; see throw under the bus

She cc'd all the managers in that e-mail about that customer complaint. I know these reindeer games.

by draco677 June 30, 2017

no games

not kidding, no jokes, your not messing around

Steve- Bro i just bought a new tshirt

Phil- Like no games bro so did i

by estachink July 8, 2010

African x games

It is when a guy eats a pickle from the anal cavity of a 10 year old girl. This is done public and scored for style points. After such acts the 10 year female is thrown up on by the pickle eater. If the man misses her mouth then the act has to be done over 2 more times. It is rated on a scale for 1-100

Did you see those African x games last night!

yea that 10 almost farted at one point

by banana warrior March 29, 2009

head games

The most widely known recreational activities involving men's penises : Masturbation, Hand Job, Rub Down, some times "Pickle Play" and "Slickin' the Sea Serpent."
Widely played by the super active.

"Hey darling, you up for some head games tonight I bought some new lube?"

"Oh man, I just love it when my girl comes over to play head games with me!"

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Epic games

Epic games is a “totally not curupted company” that thinks it’s hot shit. Someone who supports this company may be called “gay”.

1: I can’t wait to play favorite games form epic games!
2: Shut up fgt.

by Beverages September 26, 2019