fred durst

FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!

You hid on your bus

You were afraid of us

You wouldn't fight me because you're gay

You had your roadies save you today

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot

Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum

Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass

You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling

You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness

You think you're black but you're just gay

You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band

Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck

You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too

I'll fight you anytime you fag

But you'll have your roadies fight for you

If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???

YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!

by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005

Freddy

1. Slang for douchebag or idiot; someone who is indecisive.

2. A sweet, sexy, freakishly tall, dark haired, gorgeous, freak who's main goal in life is to lead on girls and break their hearts and has an unusual, queer fettish for hats or beanies.

1) Girl1: Wow, he just called me a disgutingly hideous and obese platypus.
Girl2: Seriously? Dude, he called me a repulsive cactus the other day.
Girl1: OMG, what a Freddy!

2)Girl1: What's wrong, why are you crying?
Girl2: Nothing..
Girl1: Was it a Freddy who made you cry?
Girl2: Yes it was ..

by Blubberbutt69 June 21, 2012

fred

fred, nigga

aka weed

"Why were you with Spankey?"
"We were chillin with Fred."

by brrrandi January 13, 2008

Freddy Krueger

The act of shitting in an automatic paper shredder, only to have your scrotum get caught in the blades.

Should user encounter a Freddy Krueger, unplug shredder and contact the proper authorities.

by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010

fred flintstone

Common street name for PCP, according to Wayne Brady, as seen in the Chapelle Show.

I didn't know you like to get wet...man, you just smoked angel dust...pcp, sherm, love boat, scabble dabble, lickety split, sherman hemsley, big ragu, hulk hogan, leon isaac kennedy, fred flintstone, jimmy superfly snuka, serrion glover...

by Wayne_Brady November 19, 2005

Freda

Freda means big whiner in any language... but still sweet and cute.

don't cry like a little Freda.

by becker pecker February 10, 2010

Fred Durst

a man who other guys call a homo because theyre obviously used to scoping out the queers

fred kicks it live

by jiggles September 3, 2003