Murphy Field

From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.

My Murphy Field is especially strong; I am the Death of Electronics.

by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023

The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.

Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”

by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023

philadelphia field toss

When you and the squad pass around a group of females

Bro, last night we hit that Philadelphia field toss and Meghan!

by Jordansucksdick December 8, 2018

city field

Just a crappy place to be

City field is The worst stadium in baseball history

by Thatonebestguyoutthere August 4, 2017

Field Trip

A trip out into the “wild” or the culture of a city. A.k.A a cultural adventure

A Field trip into the big city.

by #PVTENNIS December 26, 2018

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018