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holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009
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Too hot to fail

Someone who avoids failure on the basis of attractiveness rather than his/her merits. It applies to presentations, oral exams, job interviews where the individual is under-qualified, under-prepared or under-smart but still receives a favourable evaluation because of the individual's appearance.
Heidi: Can you believe Brooke passed her oral after her three day bender in Vegas? I'm surprised she could even form a coherent sentence.

Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail.

It may be extended further,

Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress.
Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail.
by ChanduNagre February 13, 2010
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Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
by skm7227 April 18, 2010
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Ethnic Fail

When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.
EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"

Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."

EX #2

person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"

person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"
by masterfumi February 15, 2009
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Ginger Fail

A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.
*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail
by maxica January 24, 2009
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fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
by iNhibotor March 20, 2009
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FaIIods

Also known as Fai, Faii, or Faiiods.
Faiiods is not swag!
by eric is not cool March 10, 2021
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