Ethan

A person that has a much smaller Dick than Colin.

Girl my man's such a Ethan I wish he was more of a Colin.

by BlackColover November 8, 2012

Ethan

The guy at the party always asking for a front. Often seen hitting on the less appealing women in the party. Ethan can be found outside the bathroom door asking to come in, even though he is broke. Hobbies include pretending to be from Newfoundland and holding a full time job.

Hey girl want to get a drink?
No Ethan, you're fat.

by Metal4braiiins July 7, 2016

Ethan

A kid that is never is school because he is having a seizure.

Me: Ethan where were you?
Ethan: Having a seizure.

by TheBonerstopperSeizure April 19, 2016

Ethan

A quiet, smart, and silly boy that says Collin has a large penis

"Damm did u see Collin's penis at the bar last night." said Ethan

by Ethan gibson August 31, 2013

Ethan

ethan is a stupid idiotic person with a small penis, he is tall, sticks his hair up with tons of gell, when girls walk past they run from his stench. He is perverted and has a rather dirty mind.

hey ethan want a donut
ethan- laughs

by 18oy35i4y6 June 6, 2013

Ethan

A really big jerk who says that he loves you and then breaks up with u for a stupid reason and he usually finds a new girl really fast. He also has a very small penis.

O....its Ethan lets leave.

by Penguin♡ October 11, 2016

Ethan

a guy who smells like strait ass hole. looks like a bum, and is absolutely an totally stupid

yooooooooooo, hes such an Ethan, oh my goooooooooooood

by DylPickle293 April 20, 2018