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Earl

1. A herb
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"
We used to be friends, but he started earlin out with yellow hair and Britney Spears albums. I just can't chill with that dude anymore.

They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.

That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.
by Mike Made Man September 16, 2016
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Earl

EJ STOP PUTTING THIS ON YOUR STORY OMFG STOP YOUR NOT COOL YOU’RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS THESE OTHER DEFINITIONS ARE SAYING NO ONE CARES
EARL STOP PUTING THIS ONE YOUR STORY
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS
by Ej your not cool May 14, 2018
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Man, that kid is a real earlstuff
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Oh Early!
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early retirement

When a male ejaculates too soon in his parters anus/vagina, leaving a tremendous amount of cum that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. Once the anus or vagina is clogged up with jizz you are fucked my friend because you're cock can't go in!
Last night Romeo and Juliet were fucking but it all ended in tragedy after that bitch went into early retirement.
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early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.
hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.
by mehmood malik October 20, 2007
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