dry toast

1. Dull, boring.
2. WASP-y.

1. Ugh, Cry the Beloved Country was total dry toast.
2. I'm so glad I'm Greek and not dry toast.

by aydiosmio April 10, 2008

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Dry hop

Male masturbation without lubricant.

"I was in the dog house last night and didn't have any lube so I had to dry hop it. "

by Darknessofman March 8, 2015

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dry hole

Forced sodomy without lubricant. Most likely used in male-on-male rape'

Poor Jeremy. He didn't beat anybody up on his first day in prison and ended up getting dry holed on the laundry room floor.

by Alfred91 October 31, 2013

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Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.

Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!

by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016

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