Detroit oil change

When your side girl is a squirter and you bottle up her sweet pussy juice to take home as a bottle of lube to use on your wife on the same night.

My wife is running a little rough lately. I'm gonna try giving her a Detroit oil change tonight to keep her running smooth.

by Yeticus May 30, 2018

detony

super cool human

hi detony

by glumtree May 7, 2018

Laundry detergent

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.

Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?

by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

detroit potato chip

When doing a girl doggy style, pulling out, busting a nut on her back, then waiting till it dries, peeling it off and feeding it to her

I fed my girlfriend a detroit potato chip last night.

by AShiver August 4, 2007

Detroit

An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!

I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.

by Ryan December 7, 2004

Detroit Donut

When a man cums around a woman's mouth in a circular fashion creating a ring of "vanilla frosting". Next he stands over her mouth and cuts his pubic hair over her mouth creating the "chocolate sprinkles" on top of the donut.

Harry gave Sally a Detroit Donut on their 5th anniversary to celebrate their marriage.

by Joey Harrington September 2, 2007